They Call Me Sire

scaryghoultrash:

parallel lives

fatherway:

frickgerard:

fatherway:

anyways heres wonderwall

why is ur ukulele so big

i feed it well

fatherway:

frickgerard:

fatherway:

anyways heres wonderwall

why is ur ukulele so big

i feed it well

monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

costcoreceipt:

dinofarts:

TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

itseasytoremember:


nihtendo:

i want a video of all the tries it took to make this

i want a video of the second right after this shot was taken

itseasytoremember:

nihtendo:

i want a video of all the tries it took to make this

i want a video of the second right after this shot was taken

onlylolgifs:

Dogs use teamwork to get ball out of the pool

onlylolgifs:

Dogs use teamwork to get ball out of the pool

chapmangamo:

TRANSLATED TV SHOWS: Part Two (Previously: Part one)

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

timothydelaghetto:

recoveryisbeautiful:

in-catz-we-trust:

why cant more people realize this?

this spoke to me


Mothafuckin PREACH

timothydelaghetto:

recoveryisbeautiful:

in-catz-we-trust:

why cant more people realize this?

this spoke to me

Mothafuckin PREACH

spaceexp:

Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

jaclcfrost:

"are you talking to yourself"

no i’m breaking the fourth wall

gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero